Wow. So I was looking around for some Halloween costume ideas (I was going to be Melanie from The Birds, but I didn't win the green dress I wanted on eBay). I cannot believe the stuff they're turning into sexy costumes these days. And I totally get the sexy costume idea for some of them - cheerleaders, witches, Playboy Bunnies, nurses, all of that stuff. I even get the sexy Alice in Wonderland and Princess Peach and stuff like that. But these... these are ridiculous:
Lady Liberty. "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free from the oppression of pants!"
Sexy pilgrim. Her turn ons include large buckles, corn, and seeing her husband's naked ankles.
The machete and the Jason mask/purse should tip you off. No, no, it's not Jason. It's Mrs. Voorhees. I know she was the killer in the first one, but I don't remember her looking like that.
Ah, this is the Sexy Defense Attorney. It's $52.99. But you don't get the glasses, the shoes or the book. So you're paying $53 for a shirt, a skirt and a tie. Here's a tip: shop in the little girls' section at Target and get a tie from Goodwill. Done. Also, I was confused at what made this particular outfit suitable only for the defense...
And THEN i found Sexy Prosecutor. I guess prosecutors are more likely to a) wear jackets and b) lean more toward browns.
However, they both have to answer to sexy Judge. This is *actually* what judges wear behind the bench; that's why they sit back there.
Sexy Freddy, obviously. I notice they left off the scars. What, hideous facial burns aren't hot??
Too bad Sherlock Holmes didn't wear this. I think he would have looked fantastic in a half-shirt and some knee socks.
SEXY MAIL CARRIER. Wow. Although, this is quite covered up, really.
Sexy Safari Jane. With pawprints on her boobs, of course. That's hot until she actually gets mauled by a lion.
Hot Plumber, including the plumber's crack. Her pin says, "We polish pipes." Klassy.
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That plumber's outfit is absolutely absurd! Thanks for sharing :)
Anything that involves a woman showing a lot of leg... She could be wearing a potato sack and she'd look sexy!
seriously, whatever happened to homemade costumes?
Even though the pilgrim could restructure the whole way American history is taught.
WOW! HOT HOT HOT
That's hilarious!
Thanks for the hot Halloween fashions! Sexy isn't just for French maids and cheerleaders anymore :-). It reminded me of one of my favorite YouTube clips along the same theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pSl23XYqSE
Statue of Liberty and Mail Carrier are pretty sexy.
The plumber kinda looks like something that would come from a campy porn movie. All that is missing is the Pizza Delivery Girl.
Last year, my roommate and I were just as dismayed by the offerings...
we went as Sexy Abe Lincoln and Sexy Einstein. Fishnets, boots and skirts, yes, but Stovepipe Hat, corncob pipe, Lab coat and LOTS of facial hair.
Her shirt said "Let's get Physic-al".
Mine? "Emancipate these" right across my rack.
We got some rave reviews.
Good post here! I think the costume manufacturers need to start working with corporate mascots - Sexy Mrs. Butterworth, Sexy Michelin Man, Sexy Toucan Sam, Sexy Campbell's Kids, Sexy Manny Moe & Jack...
Yes, try sexy software geek. Picture Bill Gates (with Jerry Seinfeld). Ewwww!
Haha. Great article.
Me, Sherlock and the Tin Man would be beautiful together. Sweet, tinny, elementary love (that sounded a whole lot more perverted than I intended).
I think it's funny that women's costumes always seem to have some sort of stripper connotation jammed into them.
A while back, I put together some of the male and female versions side by side, and you'd never know they were in the same class...
Have you seen the sexy Sponge Bob? The best part is that it's sold by Nickelodeon's Nick Jr. web site.
I've always wondered why it is that for chix the only option for halloween is the "sexy" costume. I mean I think you'd have to go out of your way to find an adult female costume that wasn't fetishized in some way.
Your post has proven that pretty much anything can adhere to the "sexy fill in the blank" costume design mentality. I'm glad I'm a guy and can get away with wearing my Hunter S Thompson outfit ten years in a row.
I went as a sexy safari guide about 6 years ago...I made up the costume myself...guess I was just ahead of my time ;-)
This is hilarious! Have you seen this video? "Sexy mustard! Also, frog!"