Is there *anything* that can't be made into a "sexy" halloween outfit?

Wow.  So I was looking around for some Halloween costume ideas (I was going to be Melanie from The Birds, but I didn't win the green dress I wanted on eBay).  I cannot believe the stuff they're turning into sexy costumes these days.  And I totally get the sexy costume idea for some of them - cheerleaders, witches, Playboy Bunnies, nurses, all of that stuff.  I even get the sexy Alice in Wonderland and Princess Peach and stuff like that.  But these... these are ridiculous:

Lady Liberty.  "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free from the oppression of pants!"

Sexy pilgrim.  Her turn ons include large buckles, corn, and seeing her husband's naked ankles.

You're never going to guess who this one is.  Go on.  I'll give you a minute.

The machete and the Jason mask/purse should tip you off.  No, no, it's not Jason.  It's Mrs. Voorhees.  I know she was the killer in the first one, but I don't remember her looking like that.

Ah, this is the Sexy Defense Attorney.  It's $52.99.  But you don't get the glasses, the shoes or the book.  So you're paying $53 for a shirt, a skirt and a tie. Here's a tip: shop in the little girls' section at Target and get a tie from Goodwill.  Done.  Also, I was confused at what made this particular outfit suitable only for the defense...

And THEN i found Sexy Prosecutor. I guess prosecutors are more likely to a) wear jackets and b) lean more toward browns.

However, they both have to answer to sexy Judge. This is *actually* what judges wear behind the bench; that's why they sit back there.

And you thought fast-food workers couldn't be sexy.  How wrong you were.  Would you like fries with that?  

Sexy Freddy, obviously.  I notice they left off the scars.  What, hideous facial burns aren't hot??

It's probably going to be hard for you to guess what this one is, so I'll just tell you.  See those things on either side of her head?  Those are ears.  She's a lamb.  Duh.


Too bad Sherlock Holmes didn't wear this.  I think he would have looked fantastic in a half-shirt and some knee socks.

SEXY MAIL CARRIER.  Wow.  Although, this is quite covered up, really.

Of course, sexy nun.  My husband went to Catholic school and was dismayed that none of his nuns looked like this.

Sexy Safari Jane.  With pawprints on her boobs, of course.  That's hot until she actually gets mauled by a lion.

Ah, yes, sexy tin man.  The perfect pick up line in a bar for the sexy tin mail: "Oil..."

Sexy Cruella.  Because women who skin dalmatian puppies to make coats are HOT.


Hot Plumber, including the plumber's crack. Her pin says, "We polish pipes." Klassy.