i met a possum

Some strange, scary and fabulous stuff to be found here, my friends. Here's a small sampling:

One of the five full-sized vehicles (at least five) lurking around in the truckstop.



There was a baffling array of dolls to choose from. Here we have some flapper dolls.



Yeah. This is a painting of Presidents playing poker. On a jewelry box. That plays music (God Bless America, of course).



More dolls.



Hick is chic... so fitting.



Boots!!



Ah, the cornpatch caddy.



Paul was anti-taking this picture until he saw that the cab said "paul". Then he was super excited.





The mural on the full-sized semi.



The ugly part of the mural that says "Go Hawkeyes", ugh. How about balancing that out with another semi that says "Go Cyclones!"



Uh, weapons. For sale.



More weapons.



I know what you're thinking - "Is that a battleaxe?" Yes. Yes, it is. And you CAN buy it.



A whole case of various weapons! Including nunchuks. I don't know how to spell that. It's really not in my everyday vocabulary. Nunchucks? Those things Michaelangelo the Ninja Turtle used.



Injecting some diversity into the freaky doll section. Also, some pottery.



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



This is actually pretty cool... I imagine it's hard for truckers to find time to schedule regular dentist appointments, so this must be pretty convenient.



These signs were in the women's bathroom, I guess for your reading pleasure while you are doing your business. The world's oldest cat, the world's most expensive jeans, the world's most expensive Barbie... and this is only a small sampling.